




out of 5 trophies



out of 5 piles of dinosaur crap
out of 5 tigers
Blame it on the poop, gotcha yellin on a loop
Blame it on the hair, lint roller over there
Blame it on the do-do-do-dog, blame it on the do-do do-do doggggg
She says she usually don’t (don't don't), but i know that she front (front front)
‘cause shorty it’s the lawww, but she don’t wanna clean up that poop
I ain't saying what kind ya want, but you know we prolly gon' get, what you been wantin deep in si-ah-ah-ide, girl get a dog now (WOOF WOOF!)
Get that carpet cleanin’, don’t let it sink in
Here forever, thinkin, we can, see if it stained if we press fast forward
Just one more scrub, get your ass down on it
Fill another poop bag, tie a knot around it
You don't even care now, i was unaware of, how much it smelled, even my dog hates it. THROW IT AWAY NOW
Blame it on the poop, gotcha yellin on a loop
Blame it on the hair, lint roller over there
Blame it on the do-do-do-do-doggggg, blame it on the do-do-do-do-doggggg
Blame it on the lab, blame it on the pug
Blame it on the sheepdog gotcha feelin pissed off
Blame it on the do-do-do-do-doggggg, blame it on the do-do-do-do-doggggg
Ohhh see, he lifts his leg to peeeee
And now I know I’m angry,
He lifted his leg to pee and there’s no doubt it’s gon land on meeee
No tellin what i'm gon' do, (gon' do gon' do)
Boy I don’t wanna slap you (slap you slap you)
But you been messin up my ca-ah-ah-ah-arpet fa-aaa-arrr too long.
Get that carpet cleanin’, don’t let it sink in
Here forever, thinkin, we can, see if it stained if we press fast forward
Just one more scrub, get your ass down on it
Fill another poop bag, tie a knot around it
You don't even care now, i was unaware of, how much it smelled, even my dog hates it. THROW IT AWAY NOW
Blame it on the poop, gotcha yellin on a loop
Blame it on the hair, lint roller over there
Blame it on the do-do-do-do-doggggg, blame it on the do-do-do-do-doggggg
Blame it on the aussie, blame it on the maltese
Blame it on the chi-hoo-hoo-huuuahhaaaa
Blame it on the do-do-do-do-doggggg, blame it on the do-do-do-do-doggggg
Girl i know it feel gooooood
Rubbin that belly when you flip on your back
You open up like a book
I ain't trippin
(OVER YOUUU)
Shawty i ain't trippin
(OVER YOUUU)
Imma get your shots for parvo
So the city deyy knoww
They won’t put you down we can roll like a yoyo (GET DAT PARVOOO)
You know what i mean
I would neva do that but the city they meannnn
So I made her say woo—-ooffffffff
Now she got her fur all soaked, got my seats all wet in my ride (all wet in my ride)
Hair all over my ride (all over my ride)
She look me dead in the eye, eye eye
Then I pulled out a treat, Asked her if she wanna eat
Had her lookin for her bowl like mmm mmm mmmmm
Blame it on the pitt, blame it on the mastiff
Blame it on the hound dog barkin over there
Blame it on the do-do-do-do-doggggg, blame it on the do-do-do-do-doggggg
Now to the owners with a leash covered in diamonds screamin money at ain't a thing and if it ain't throw your dog in the skyyyy, put your pup up hiiiggghhhh. and to the independent ladies walkin dogs with a rope, and you lookin like you’ve lost all hope fellas holla tell 'em bye, (bye) n hold your puppiesss up highhhh
Blame it on the poop, gotcha yellin on a loop
Blame it on the hair, lint roller over there
Blame it on the do-do-do-do-doggggg, blame it on the do-do-do-do-doggggg
Blame it on the terrier, blame it on the bulldog
Blame it on the mutt what the hell is this
Blame it on the do-do-do-do-doggggg, blame it on the do-do-do-do-doggggg