All-Time 35-Man Baseball Movie Roster

I've been kind of busy these last few days. I'll get into that another time. Just wanted to put something up here for you guys to read. I copied this from my old blog. With some new features.

Starting Lineup:

CF- Willie Mays Hayes (Major League)
3B- Kelly Leak (Bad News Bears)
RF- Roy Hobbs (The Natural)
C- Crash Davis (Bull Durham)
1B- Jack Elliot (Mr. Baseball)
DH- Jack Parkman (Major League 2)
2B- Marla Hooch (A League Of Their Own)
LF- Bobby Rayburn (The Fan)
SS- Benny Rodriguez (The Sandlot)
P- Steve Nebraska (The Scout)

Pitching Staff:
SP- Nuke LaLoosh (Bull Durham)
SP- Billy Chapel (For Love Of The Game)
SP- Eddie Harris (Major League)
SP- Henry Wiggen (Bang The Drum Slowly)
RP- Kenny DeNunez (The Sandlot)
RP- Miles Pennfield w/ headphones (Hard Ball)
RP- Amanda Whurlitzer (Bad News Bears)
RP- Henry Rowengartner (Rookie Of The Year)
RP- Chet Rocket Steadman (Rookie Of The Year)
RP- Eric Van Leemer (Summer Catch)
RP- Sammy Bodeen (Talent For The Game)
Closer- Ricky Vaughn (Major League)

Bench:
1B- Jimmy Dugan (A League Of Their Own)
OF- Pedro Cerrano (Major League)
OF- T-Rex (Mr. 3000)
UTIL- Alan "Yea Yea" McClennan (The Sandlot)
C- Hamilton "Ham" Porter (The Sandlot)
Pinch Runner- Mickey Scales (Little Big League)
UTIL- Lou Collins (Little Big League)
OF- Isuro Tanaka (Major League 2)
OF- Blly Downtown Anderson (Major League 3)
UTIL- Gus (The Benchwarmers)
DH- Stan (Mr. 3000)
UTIL- Ed (Ed)
C- Dottie Hinson (A League Of Their Own)
Staff:

Head Coach- Lou Brown (Major League)
Pitching Coach- Phil Brickma (Rookie Of The Year)
Assistant Coach- Billy Heywood (Little Big League)
Hitting Coach- [against his will, of course] Jake Taylor (Major League)
Team Manager-
Jarius G-Baby Evans (Hard Ball)
Radar Gun/Statistics- Annie Savoy (Bull Durham)

If you've got anybody you'd like to add, I'd love to hear it. I'd be amazed if I missed somebody after that. Rube Baker will be left out of the lineup because as the great Jake Taylor once stated with sacrasm, "I think carrying 4 catchers is a good idea."


 

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  • 1/24/2008 3:09 PM John wrote:
    You missed the entire Angles in the outfield roster

    Mel Clark- pitcher (Angles in the outfield)

    George Knoxx - Manager Angles in the outfield

    Kit 'Hit or Die' Kesey
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  • 1/25/2008 1:24 PM andy kuhn wrote:
    correction, Benny the Jet Rodriguez did not play shortstop in the sandlot.

    Grover Weeks played SS ( I refer you to the scene where they crush the real little leaguers)

    Benny was never shown to play defense in the movie. Hence his being a pinch runner in the final scenes. He had no glove
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  • 1/25/2008 1:26 PM andy kuhn wrote:
    also Kelly Leak played center field, because if you remember buttermaker made him run in front of the muslim kid to ensure victory over the hated yankees.

    who made this list. cmon?
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