I'm watching FSN Florida as the Marlins do their player introductions. Every player is getting the pregame hat call. This is absolutely amazing. I've never seen anything like it. I recognize more players in the Cubs AA squad than on this joke of a team. Not counting the starting lineups, since I automatically recognize (most of) those names, here are the reserves/backups that whose names I recognize. Keep in mind there are 25 total players (10 starters):

Andrew Miller

Yea, that's it. And the only reason I know of him is because of what he did in the College World Series. Hopefully he can be the next superstar that gets traded at his prime so the Marlins' payroll can be lower than what Alex Rodriguez pays for his groceries. I mean, what can you expect from a team that has Mark Hendrickson as their opening day starter.

Haha, live update! The "guaranteed" F-18 flyover never happened! Oh wait, there it is. Only 2 minutes after the National Anthem. They can't even get a flyover right. This should be an exciting year for the Florida Marlins. What, with the addition of The Manatees. Why does Major League Baseball even bother with the Marlins? They aren't even the 2nd most exciting team playing in Dolphins Stadium. I'd like to do a bet on how long it will take the Marlins to win more games than the Miami Heat (13). My guess is between 50 and 60 games. Hey, at least we have better weather than you!