I love food and so will you for the next few minutes. Go ahead and get your grocery list out because I've got 5 snacks you need to have on there.

SpaghettiO's:
                                                         
    Uh-oh, SpaghettiO's. The grandfather of all "junk foods" in my life. But you won't hear me calling it a junk food. Hell no. Spaghetti-O's are as beneficial as they are tasty. Yea, all you health nuts and doctors (I'm talking to you Esch) will claim it can't possibly have nutritional value. I beg to differ. According to the slightly well-known Food and Drug Administration, SpaghettiO's possess a good source of Vitamin A, 4 essential B-vitamins, iron and fiber, with only 1 gram of fat per serving. Throw the meatballs in there and you get a great portion of protein. So I don't want to hear it anymore, Mom! Besides, it's spaghetti you can eat with a spoon! You gonna argue with that?!

Cup O' Noodles:
                                               
     You want to have a direct-boiling water faucet to truly enjoy the speed at which you can eliminate hunger. As opposed to the previous cabinet food that can actually do some good, Cup O' Noodles basically serves no purpose beyond taste. But who cares! It's freakin' delicious. I could easily inhale 3-4 cups in one day. Actually, I believe I have on multiple occasions. The beef flavor is my personal favorite, but I'll even go as far to say the Salsa Picante Shrimp is tasty. Besides sushi, this is the best thing to come out of Japan. Cars come in third. The list of flavors sounds like a scene from Forrest Gump as there are 18 flavors from Beef to Spicy Keesh Vegetable.

                                  Be right back, I'm going to go make some Cup O' Noodles..........

Dole Pineapple Chunks:
                                                          
      I'm not sure if enough people know about this treat. I always like to have a bunch of these in my kitchen.  Although it has some nutritious value like being rich in vitamin C and being a fruit.  On the bad side, it is stacked with sugar. And I mean chock full of it. So, enjoy your pineapple chunks and then go brush your teeth after you've sufficiently enjoyed the taste. Someone hand me a fork, please.

Oreo Double Stuff:
                                                      
       Have you seen Talladega Nights? The way Ricky Bobby feels about Big Red gum is how I feel about this snack. For visual reference, watch here. Anyway, why do I love Double Stuff so much? Everybody loves a good Oreo (I hope), so just double that sensation. There you go. I think they should just remake this scene in Rounders.

Easy Mac:
                                                      
           I have always been an avid fan of mac & cheese. It is as tasty as food can get. Everything about it is perfect. But then Kraft had to go and one-up itself with Easy Mac. I'm pretty sure this whole idea was geared towards college students because almost never have I seen a dorm room without Easy Mac. Those rooms that don't have at least one cup of it clearly are not "in the know." All you need to do is put some water in the pre-made cup, nuke it for 2 minutes, stir and you're good to go. Enjoy your delicious bowl of deliciousness.


I hope you are salivating right now because I know I am. In about 5 minutes I'll be sitting in this same seat watching the TPC @ Sawgrass with 5 snacks, 3 spoons, 1 fork, and my anxious stomach.