Dissecting The Latest Dark Knight Trailer
If you didn't know, yet another Dark Knight trailer has been released. As obsessed as I am with this movie, anything I haven't seen or heard yet is the equivalent to striking a batter out. So today, I got a two-for-one deal. Not only has the following preview been released, but also a nice secret revealed. The final cut of The Dark Knight may be 2 1/2 hours long. Seriously, 150 minutes is quite long for a dark, violent movie and I hope that doesn't cause people to dislike the film. The length of King Kong is what eventually led to my ultimate hatred for that movie, among many other things. But if you ask me, TDK is still too short! If somebody said it will last the remainder of my life I'd put my life into finding a cure for aging. I'd do what it takes. With every piece of film or literature coming out on this guaranteed greatest movie of all time, the performance Heath Ledger brings gets even better. I have a feeling every single word uttered from his sloppy, clown face is going to be just another swish of the brush on his masterpiece. I'd actually severely injure an unarmed, innocent person to have this movie released today. Anyway, on to the trailer.
—Harvey Dent and Rachel Dawes are playing a pivotal role in trying to clean up Gotham, but does Dent have a thing for Rachel? I sure hope Bruce Wayne/Batman doesn't get too caught up in one girl. He's much more fun when he's...mingling.
—Batman will crush a white van (rumor has it, Scarecrow is driving it).
—The Joker will give Gotham a better class of criminal.
—Somebody (presumably Joker) blows up a hospital.
—Even Alfred is afraid of how far Batman must go to stop Joker.
—Even though The Joker clearly robs a bank in this film, he has been seen standing in front of a massive pyramid built of money on fire.
—Harvey Dent becomes Two-Face by some sort of gasoline lit on fire OR an acid searing off his left side. I'm going with the yellow liquid being gasoline that Joker will light on fire.
—Cops are holding a highly energized Lt. Gordon back from something. Does his daughter, Barbara, get paralyzed by the Joker like in all the comics????
—This movie is going to kick ass in every phase of the movie game.
Things I've learned about the movie using only this trailer:
—Harvey Dent and Rachel Dawes are playing a pivotal role in trying to clean up Gotham, but does Dent have a thing for Rachel? I sure hope Bruce Wayne/Batman doesn't get too caught up in one girl. He's much more fun when he's...mingling.
—Batman will crush a white van (rumor has it, Scarecrow is driving it).
—The Joker will give Gotham a better class of criminal.
—Somebody (presumably Joker) blows up a hospital.
—Even Alfred is afraid of how far Batman must go to stop Joker.
—Even though The Joker clearly robs a bank in this film, he has been seen standing in front of a massive pyramid built of money on fire.
—Harvey Dent becomes Two-Face by some sort of gasoline lit on fire OR an acid searing off his left side. I'm going with the yellow liquid being gasoline that Joker will light on fire.
—Cops are holding a highly energized Lt. Gordon back from something. Does his daughter, Barbara, get paralyzed by the Joker like in all the comics????
—This movie is going to kick ass in every phase of the movie game.

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